I'm a Nerd

I know that's a shock to all of you, but I just had to say it. You know how I know? I was over at my parents' house this weekend, and I was looking for a plate. They had moved them. I said, out loud, "Where the frak are the gorram plates?" I actually swore in the language of two science fiction TV shows. In the same sentence.

What could have made it worse is if I said "Where the frak are the gorram ngop?"