So today I ran across Esquire Magazine's 5 Most Terrifying Local TV Commercials. While I encourage you to check them all out, as they are all truly horrific, this one from Norton Furniture is my favorite. It is the most disturbing, nonsensical, and bizarre commercial I think I've ever seen. Enjoy.
Addendum: After watching his ad, go to jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com
and order a T-Shirt.