Yes, it's true. After a year and a half (has it really been that long? Let me check. Yep, it's been that long) of sitting on my ass contributing nothing to society, I have a job. Two of them, in fact. I am working at two restaurants soon to be open at the Northern Quest Casino: Fat Burger* and Villa Fresh Italian Kitchen. The pay is not that great (minimum wage), but it, along with Emily's unemployment benefits, should be enough to get us by and allow us to live in the area for the foreseeable future.
The restaurants aren't done being built yet, but I start training the week after next. Woo hoo!
*Phoenix, they have turkey burgers!